About Me, Myself and I

Forgive me for the misleading title, there's only one person being talked about here. Hi, this is a blog. About me. Here's the about me page. Lovely.

At the time of writing, I'm about to go into my final two years of secondary school (6th form). A lot of things interest me, and I can spend an entire day hopping from article to article on Wikipedia. Trust me, I get lost in tangents. It means I know a lot of useless information.

I have hair. A lot. Some semblance of an ape or a werewolf has been made mention previous to me. I am in fact, a yeti.

I like metaphors. Lots of them. Watch out, or they'll overwhelm you with their sheer corpulent masses, bloated as they are.

Welcome, take your shoes off, keep the carpet clean.